TOP MAN

HaighThe sad news that Network, the finest of all companies issuing vintage TV on DVD, has gone into liquidation is a double blow to anyone who finds intelligent grownup television drama from half-a-century ago preferable to today’s often pitiful excuse. Firstly, the other companies that competed with Network in its early days, such as Acorn and Simply Media, appear to have completely abandoned the DVD/Blu Ray market, meaning Network was virtually operating in a field of one that has few potential operators to fill its shoes; and secondly, Network’s eagerness to keep releasing physical product meant it was a superior option to those that have succumbed to the dubious advances of streaming, a system vulnerable to the vagaries of pop cultural fashions, and one that can edit or remove content without the consent of the subscriber if the puritanical arbiters of permissible material suddenly declare it ‘problematic’. The timing of Network’s tragic collapse was also strangely ironic for me personally, as the very evening I heard the news I’d just finished watching perhaps what could be called an archetypal Network box-set release, ‘Man at the Top’.

The wonderful thing about Network was that it not only released remastered versions of programmes that have survived in the public consciousness as classics via regular screenings on repeat channels, but also put out series that were popular in their day yet have barely been seen since, thus failing to stretch their reputations beyond their initial audience. ‘Man at the Top’ was one such series; produced by Thames between 1970 and 1972, ‘Man at the Top’ continued the life and times of Joe Lampton, the cocksure character created by John Braine in his 1957 novel, ‘Room at the Top’. When the book was filmed a couple of years after its incendiary publication, its literary impact was replicated on the big screen, lighting the blue touch paper for the ‘kitchen sink’ era that gave the British film industry a kick up the backside. Lampton was played with swaggering charisma by Laurence Harvey in the movie, but the roots of the cinematic social realism that ‘Room at the Top’ inspired lay in the theatre, primarily with John Osborne’s groundbreaking play, ‘Look Back in Anger’ in 1956. In a canny piece of casting, when Joe Lampton’s adventures were updated for the early 70s small screen, he was played by Kenneth Haigh, who had brought the eloquent antihero Jimmy Porter to life onstage in the original Royal Court production of Osborne’s play.

Joe Lampton is a beneficiary of post-war educational improvements and the social mobility that followed them, a working-class northern lad who took advantage of the opportunities available to him and transcended the limited horizons that had kept his parents tied to their humble origins. Brash, bullish and bright, once the ambitious Lampton can see this tantalising career path laid out before him, he seizes every chance he gets with a ravenous ruthlessness that mirrors the avaricious arrogance of the local self-made men who run the town – the councillors, mill-owners, and all the usual cigar-smoking Masonic movers and shakers; Lampton is desperate to get what they’ve got and he sets about it with little care for who he tramples over to get there – including women. Despite being involved with the older wife of a colleague, he also courts the boss’s naive young daughter Susan; the predictable outcome of that pre-pill period is a shotgun marriage that secures Lampton’s lofty place in the family firm. For many, that would be job done; but Lampton’s ambition stretches beyond the north; Yorkshire isn’t big enough for him.

When we rejoin Joe Lampton in 1970, he’s a high-flying management consultant, prowling the concrete jungle of the capital’s sky-scraping office blocks; he drives a flash motor, resides in the Surrey stockbroker belt, and is 16 years into a static marriage whose vows he doesn’t exactly honour. The odour of executive success proves to be an irresistible aphrodisiac to seemingly every woman he comes into contact with and I swiftly lost track of all the ones he beds throughout the series, most of whom are familiar faces from the 70s TV rep company such as Stephanie Beacham, Katy Manning, Ann Lynn and Janet Key. Joe Lampton is a fascinating character because he’s such a bastard, yet Kenneth Haigh gives us an utterly believable and honest portrayal of a man of his generation, background and class – warts and all. Whenever his long-suffering wife Susan (played with sympathetic weariness by Zena Walker) attracts male attention or appears to take a shine to a member of the opposite sex, Lampton reverts to caveman mode and all-but drags her back home by her hair. Yes, one didn’t have to dig too deep beneath the sophisticated veneer of the moustachioed waistcoat-wearing businessman-about-town of the era to reveal the uncouth backstreet ruffian with his arse hanging out of his pants; indeed, a semi-regular character played by Colin Welland (a coarse old school-friend from Lampton’s hometown) proves the one thing money cannot buy is class. Yet Lampton, by contrast, seems far more able to conceal his provincial shortcomings when mixing with the high and mighty.

Yes, Joe Lampton is a bastard; but he’s in an environment where he’s surrounded by bastards, many of whom were born with advantages he never had. This fact is made all the more stark when we encounter a character such as the one played in a memorable episode by Michael Bates, a good man married to a philandering, spendthrift wife he inexplicably worships; the character ends up as a casualty of the system when she leaves him for his best friend; he dies by his own hand because he lacks the clinical streak necessary to survive and prosper in the world he finds himself in. So, despite ourselves, we can’t help rooting for Joe Lampton because whenever he experiences a fall from grace, it’s usually been caused by an even more unlikeable, self-serving, amoral brute who puts personal gain in business above and beyond every other concern. The message is pretty clear that nice guys don’t make it all the way to the top. And once at the top, Joe Lampton soon comes into contact with the equally callous cold fish of hereditary privilege, something that finally impresses his overbearing, self-important, self-made-man of a father-in-law, Abe Brown.

To opportunists like Abe Brown, his son-in-law’s rise is a chance to feather his own nest, and he and Lampton’s aristocratic patron push him into running for Parliament. Lampton sacrifices the chance of genuine love rather than another one-night stand to pursue this aim and then walks away from it at the eleventh hour, belatedly realising the gold in the pot isn’t enough after all. The series ends on an uncertain note, though Kenneth Haigh’s portrayal of Joe Lampton received one final outing in a 1973 movie that followed the second series. Haigh is the only actor from the TV series to feature and although the film is an interesting extended episode, it doesn’t quite hit the same heights. Nevertheless, the fact the movie was included on the box-set of the series was a classic Network move; no other company would have bothered to complete the set like that. But Network always made sure its releases were of the best quality, not only picture-wise, but all the extras, the accompanying booklets, and even the original transmission dates printed on the flipside of the DVD sleeve. Nothing was left out; the company knew its niche audience and went out of its way to give it what it wanted.

I counted 66 Network releases amongst my DVDs just before penning this paragraph, and chances are there are a few more I overlooked. They range from children’s shows to grownup telly to movies and documentaries. The variety Network offered was never less than impressive, and one wonders now how many neglected series they may well have excavated in the future will henceforth remain locked away in vaults for good. Even streaming sites tend to stick to the obvious vintage shows that have been repeated to death; Network could always take you by surprise with what it exhumed, and it’ll be missed.

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WOMAN’S WORK

LockwoodThe unconvincing argument for the tiresome trend of replacing iconic male characters with inferior female substitutes – whether that be a particular Jedi, a specific Timelord, or the non-binary individual at the helm of the USS Enterprise – rests upon a lack of ‘representation’ in the past. According to this jaded narrative, there were no leading women fronting movies or TV shows before Year Zero was initiated and therefore the guys have to be castrated to balance the books; the fictional heroes whose adventures kept more than one generation entranced were male, yet they were apparently pale and stale, a heinous situation that necessitated gender reassignment surgery. Let’s just conveniently ignore the ‘women’s pictures’ that kept Hollywood ticking over in the 1940s and propelled the likes of Joan Crawford, Bette Davis and Barbara Stanwyck to superstardom, eh? Well, not only has this approach proven disastrous in terms of box-office receipts and small-screen viewing figures, but it’s also a dishonest act of cultural revisionism, dismissing pioneers that placed an authentically strong female character at the centre of attention.

All TV before the glorious advent of inclusivity and diversity was male, pale and stale? What about one of the first great US sitcoms, ‘I Love Lucy’ (1951-57) and one of the most enduring, ‘Bewitched’ (1964-72)? And not forgetting Mary Tyler Moore, who progressed from playing Dick Van Dyke’s wife to starring as a single career woman in her own show from 1970 to 1977, spawning two spinoffs also fronted by strong female characters, ‘Rhoda’ (1974-78) and ‘Phyllis’ (1975-77). In drama, nothing but strong female characters could be found in London Weekend’s prison series, ‘Within These Walls’ (1971-78), which inspired an entertaining Aussie equivalent that was a late-night cult amongst Poms suffering from insomnia in the early 90s, ‘Prisoner: Cell Block H’. Cop shows, the bread-and-butter of 70s American TV, gave us Angie Dickinson in ‘Police Woman’ (1974-78), followed later by ‘Cagney and Lacey’ (1982-88); on this side of the pond we had the uniformed branch of the Force in the shape of ‘Juliet Bravo’ (1980-85) as well as CID with Jill Gascoine in ‘The Gentle Touch’ (1980-84) – a spinoff from which was ‘C.A.T.S. Eyes’ (1985-87), starring a trio of female characters.

The villains got a look in with Lynda La Plante’s ‘Widows’ (1983-85), whilst much earlier, ‘Take Three Girls’ had the notable distinction of being BBC1’s first foray into colour drama in 1969 as it focused on a trio of independent young women making their way in Swinging London. The more familiar female profession of nursing had been featured in the BBC’s hospital soap, ‘Angels’ (1975-83) – nothing to do, of course, with ‘Charlie’s Angels’ (1976-81) or those other popular slices of escapist feminine fantasy, ‘The Bionic Woman’ (1976-78) and ‘Wonder Woman’ (1975-79). And all of this was long before ‘Prime Suspect’ supposedly smashed the glass ceiling. Indeed, when the amount of archive series starring strong leading female characters is stacked-up, it’s evident those who propagate the ‘lack of representation’ myth either suffer from amnesia or are in wilful denial of what preceded them in the dark ages that supposedly reigned until they arrogantly took credit for going where no woman had allegedly gone before. Even the Law, a subject that gave us one of television’s great male characters in the portly shape of Leo McKern as ‘Rumpole of the Bailey’, saw a woman beat Horace to it by a good seven years.

‘Justice’ was a legal drama produced by Yorkshire Television from 1971 to 1974, one that had its roots in a one-off play that aired in 1969. It proved to be a career reboot for one of Britain’s leading movie actresses of wartime and immediate post-war cinema, the magisterial Margaret Lockwood (along with her trademark beauty spot), and though unfairly overlooked today, the series was genuinely groundbreaking and comes across as a compelling example of ‘grownup’ TV via the series’ current repeat run courtesy of Talking Pictures TV. Like the best of its era, ‘Justice’ doesn’t interpret ‘grownup’ TV in the way broadcasters do in our enlightened age, where after-the-watershed dramas are essentially – in terms of plot, dialogue and characterisation – glorified daytime soaps where everyone says ‘fuck’ a lot. ‘Justice’ saw Lockwood play Harriet Peterson, a gay divorcee who managed to achieve a Law degree despite her ex-husband’s imprisonment.

The series initially covered her progress as a barrister in ‘the North Country’ before she eventually attracted enough attention to warrant an invite from a top London chambers, which she accepted. Once established in the capital, Harriet was under the watchful eye of Head of Chambers, Sir John Gallagher – played with memorably witty pomposity by Philip Stone, who is perhaps better known for playing Malcolm McDowell’s beleaguered father in ‘A Clockwork Orange’. Despite operating in a male-dominated environment that leaves her conduct far more scrutinised than any of her male colleagues, Harriet is involved in a ‘scandalous’ relationship with GP Dr Ian Moody, a relationship untroubled by matrimony; whilst this doesn’t seem especially unusual today, it was certainly brave territory to traverse in the early 70s. Incidentally, Moody was played by John Stone (no relation to Philip), who was Lockwood’s real-life (unmarried) partner. Dr Moody and his do-gooder charity work with ex-cons represent an archetype of the period whose activities possess a resonance still relevant today where condescending middle-class spokesmen for the underclass are concerned; Harriet’s far more effective (not to say realistic) logic routinely expose her partner’s naivety and his emphasis on ‘feelings’, whereby a criminal is rebranded as victim to sway a sentence.

Later in the series, Anthony Valentine joins the team as an arrogant, self-important young buck; fresh from his masterly portrayal of both the ruthless aristocratic assassin Toby Meres in ‘Callan’ and a sadistic SS officer eager to save his own skin when the tide of WWII turns in ‘Colditz’, the charismatic Valentine would undoubtedly have stolen endless scenes had he not been up against such an expert old pro as Lockwood. As it is, the former star of ‘The Lady Vanishes’ and ‘The Wicked Lady’ dominates every scene she’s in, relishing the opportunity to flex her theatrical muscles in her 40s, an opportunity that television offered her when the big screen had written her off. It’s surprising – though sadly not unexpected – that Lockwood’s efforts remain largely unrecognised by a generation that imagines it invented the idea of strong female characters, but Harriet Peterson ends one series of ‘Justice’ by being elevated to Head of Chambers and the next to finally becoming a QC – and how right QC sounds rather than KC, which we now have to use following the accession of a male sovereign. I’m afraid KC still sounds like someone who should be fronting the Sunshine Band. But that’s the way they like it, apparently.

Alongside the likes of the aforementioned ‘Callan’ as well as other examples of ‘grownup’ TV from the same era such as ‘Public Eye’ and ‘Man at the Top’, ‘Justice’ is a good pointer as to how television once rated the intelligence of its audience; in the case of ‘Justice’, it evidently assumed that audience would accept a female as the leading character without concessions to her ring-fenced ‘weak and feeble’ sex. And watching such a series half-a-century later, it’s clear that it wasn’t remotely necessary for this century to symbolically hack off the dicks of all those iconic male characters and recast them as obnoxious ‘sisters’ impossible to love; we already had a rich history of strong female characters in leading roles. They didn’t play the victim, they didn’t wear their sex as a placard, and they didn’t subject the audience to tedious post-#MeToo lectures on how hard it is to be a woman in a patriarchal society; they just got on with it.

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DAYS THE MUSIC DIED

Hacienda DemolitionSometimes footage shot for the TV news that would’ve been shoved way down the pecking order when broadcast turns out to be far more fascinating in retrospect than whatever was grabbing the headlines. Joe Public going about his business or enjoying himself can provide a greater insight into how life was lived for the majority than whatever the President or Prime Minister of the day was up to. The fashions, the vehicles, the street furniture – all offer a window to a vanished world that is nevertheless remarkably recent in the grand scheme of things; and it is realising just how much the world we look out on day-to-day has visually altered within living memory that makes such footage so compelling. YouTube has proven to be a good repository for this people’s archive, and whenever I stumble upon another addition I tend to download it and stash it away for future use in my own DIY videos. A couple of months back, I rediscovered film of punters dancing the night away at the Hammersmith Palais in the early 1970s, something I’d downloaded years before and never done anything with; this uncut reel evidently trimmed for transmission ran for the best part of 25 minutes in its raw form, and I found it so intriguing that I wondered if the old-school ballroom venue was still with us. I quickly learnt it fell beneath the wrecking ball in 2007.

Sadly, the Hammersmith Palais is not unique amongst this country’s culturally significant pleasure palaces for the proles in that it now exists only on film. With the Brixton Academy currently threatened with closure, it’s interesting that so few of these venues are regarded by developers and local councils as sites worthy of preservation, as though the fact they provided entertainment for the masses and served as epicentres of pop culture renders them completely dispensable and historically irrelevant. They’re not the Royal Opera House, therefore they don’t matter. How wrong they are. Take The Cavern, perhaps the most famous club and musical hub of the past century – yes, visit Matthews Street in Liverpool and you’ll find a venue called The Cavern; but it’s not The Cavern; it’s not the same place that acted as the maternity ward for a revolution, as the actual location where John, Paul, George and Ringo lit the blue touch paper for all of our lives was across the street from the club that now bears the Cavern name. It was demolished in 1973 to make way for a car park, long before the Rock Heritage industry existed and realised its profitable potential.

The Cavern was still primarily regarded as a Jazz club prior to the incursion of ‘Merseybeat’, with a coffee bar-cum-live venue called The Casbah previously providing The Beatles and their contemporaries with somewhere to play; this was owned and run by the mother of Pete Best and had been inspired by Soho’s 2i’s Coffee Bar, a Skiffle venue that facilitated the first wave of British rock ‘n’ rollers. The café’s handy location in London’s ‘naughty square mile’ ensured any snotty young Elvis imitator strutting his scruffy stuff could swiftly be signed-up by some Denmark Street shark and sewn into a shiny suit for a speedy transformation into an all-round entertainer. But the 2i’s was gradually usurped as the place to be once the 60s started swinging and the nature of pop acts altered; it closed in 1970, and where the 2i’s used to be is now a fish & chip restaurant, with the token plaque on the wall outside the only indication as to its past incarnation.

The increasing popularity of less ‘showbizzy’ venues than the 2i’s was epitomised by the increasing success of The Marquee, situated in the same neighbourhood on Wardour Street; unlike the 2i’s, whose Skiffle roots had led to it being viewed as a rather juvenile enterprise, the Marquee had hosted ‘grownup’ music – i.e. Jazz and R&B – when situated in its original home on Oxford Street. When it relocated to Wardour Street in 1964, The Marquee quickly established itself as one of the key stepping stones on the live music circuit, particularly for up-and-coming acts who would shortly progress to household name status. The Rolling Stones had made their live debut at the Marquee’s first home and also played the Wardour Street version, as did everyone from The Who, The Yardbirds and David Bowie to The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, to name but a tiny handful. When many of the clubs that had served as the breeding grounds for the British pop and rock scene of the 60s closed their doors in the early 70s due to the cheaper appeal of a DJ spinning discs, The Marquee remained a pivotal medium-sized music venue and continued to be so until the mid-80s. In 1988, the year I myself was photographed standing outside the Wardour Street Marquee during a whistle-stop tour around the capital’s most notable pop hot spots, the site was sold for redevelopment and the club reopened on Charing Cross Road, a location it remained at until 2001, the start of a nomadic period for the Marquee that saw it attached to various different locations until finally disappearing in 2008. The Wardour Street site is now occupied by a couple of restaurants, a cigar shop and apartments.

Most of the music venues that helped put Britain on the pop map weren’t purpose-built as such, with many undergoing several regenerations that reflected the changes in the kind of entertainment the public sought on a night out. The Wigan Casino, world-famous home of the Northern Soul scene, had been a ballroom in the Hammersmith Palais vein until its declining attendances were dramatically reversed by the introduction of all-nighters that capitalised on the regional popularity of obscure black dance music from the US. Several American Soul singers struggling to make a living at home were flown over to the UK and were pleasantly surprised to be enthusiastically received as big stars by the Northern Soul crowd; and the patrons’ passion for vintage tracks that had flopped first time round helped push a sizeable amount of them into the charts, giving a further kiss of life to down-at-heel singers who suddenly found themselves on ‘Top of the Pops’. Northern Soul was a passing fad in commercial terms, but continued to be a popular live attraction until the closure of the Wigan Casino in 1981. Nothing remains of the club now; the Grand Arcade shopping centre, an utterly forgettable retail cathedral packed with empty units, stands on the site today.

Manchester’s Hacienda had been a warehouse until Factory Records boss Tony Wilson and his label’s star band New Order converted it into a nightclub in 1982. Early attractions at the venue were something of a mixed bag, including The Smiths, Madonna (making her live UK debut), and even – on the opening night – Bernard Manning; but it was from the late 80s onwards that the club’s reputation grew as an important centre for cutting edge sounds via the Acid House scene, for which the Hacienda proved to be a Northern base. The ‘loved-up’ Ecstasy drug culture that went hand-in-hand with the music was credited with reducing football hooliganism in the city, though when harder drugs and the armed gangs that went with them began to plague the venue in the early 90s, the club’s days were numbered; ironically, drug-use at the Hacienda meant few patrons bought drinks and the venue made little money from the sale of alcohol, which is a key element of a nightclub’s income. The Hacienda finally closed in 1997 and after a period standing empty was demolished five years later. An apartment block is in its place now.

At the height of rock’s live pulling power, there were also several notable large venues that routinely held landmark concerts by the biggest draws, such as Finsbury Park’s Rainbow Theatre (closed its doors, 1982 – now an Evangelical church) and Earls Court, scene of a many a memorable big gig (closed 2014 – demolished by 2017). It’s a shame how few of the clubs and venues that gave birth to something which made a greater global impact than anything else produced in this country over the last 100 years actually remain standing and/or in use for the staging of live music. Times change, of course, and the dearth of charismatic young performers able to fill a large venue is evident at the pensioners’ away day masquerading as the Glastonbury Festival every summer; but the absence of physical evidence in the shape of these legendary locations is a sad statement on how this country views its most recent cultural legacy.

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QUANTUM LEAP

QuantWatching an archive ‘Coronation Street’ of more than 50 years’ vintage the other day, I remarked to a friend that Ena Sharples’ face was like a roadmap of the first half of the 20th century; in the story imprinted on that fascinating countenance one could discern traces of the Great War, the Great Depression and the Blitz, to name but a few traumatic chapters that left a mark so indelible it would define that character and everything she represented for the remainder of her life. At the time Violet Carson was bestriding the nation’s TV sets as one of the medium’s greatest creations, the generation seizing the day in a way the generation of old ladies in hairnets and curlers had been cruelly denied was perhaps embodied in the contrasting shape of Mary Quant, a woman several years Ena Sharples’ junior, yet one who actually lived way beyond the lifespan of that character’s onscreen duration. It’s somewhat humbling to realise that when one of the late 20th century’s pivotal pop cultural architects shuffled off this mortal coil, she had actually reached the grand old age of 93, which perhaps serves as a reminder of how her generation has now superseded the one that fought the War as our most senior of citizens.

Of all the creative industries revitalised by the cultural renaissance on these shores during the 60s – music, cinema, television, photography, fashion, art – pop music was generally spearheaded by war babies, with barely any member of a band that mattered born before 1940 (Bill Wyman was a rare exception). The other creative industries tended to be driven by slightly older heads who suddenly found themselves in the right place at the right time. Mary Quant was a good ten years ahead of, say, The Beatles, born a full decade before John Lennon; but many who helped shape the scene that flowered in the 60s had spent the 50s busily laying the foundations for it, whether they knew it or not. Mary Quant herself had started the ball tentatively rolling by opening her first boutique, Bazaar, on the King’s Road in 1955, long before that quarter of Chelsea became the Mecca for the beautiful people; the boutique gatecrashed a static and somewhat snooty fashion world still dominated by the houses of haute couture, utilitarian clothing, and elegant grownup models posing with all the animation of mannequins. What happened next must have felt to those who experienced it like taking a trip from black & white Kansas to Technicolor Oz.

Along with the burgeoning live music scene that would shortly bear exceedingly rich fruit, the opening of Bazaar was one of the first indications the country was finally emerging from its lengthy post-war fog. Quant once described the difficult decade leading up to her first boutique’s arrival as ’10 years of gloom and despair, when London was a bombsite. Nothing moved, nothing happened, and then suddenly the next lot of young people said, “Enough of this, we’re going to do it,” and they did it themselves.’ When asked many years later what the main difference was between the 50s and 60s, Quant recalled that in the 50s young women strove to look much older than they actually were; 30 was the desired age every girl was eager to pass for. The big change in the 60s was that daughters stopped wanting to emulate the style of their mothers and mothers instead sought to resemble their daughters. The hourglass woman was out and the slim-hipped girl was in; and Mary Quant played no small part in that transformation. She put a smile on the face of an aloof industry by injecting it with a very British sense of humour.

Quant had spotted a gap in the market, selling to a demographic barely catered for; Bazaar pioneered all the hallmarks central to the ‘swinging’ shopping experience, generating a vibe closer to that of a carefree night-club than the stuffy environments girls had previously endured when looking for something to wear, such as intimidating department stores. Although initially selling stock she’d bought in from wholesalers, Quant’s own colourfully quirky designs – virtually ‘Pop Art’ in their distinctive patterns – proved more popular, and by the time her unusual surname became a byword for the wardrobes worn by It Girls of the era, it had become a brand as potent as Chanel or Dior, and one not encumbered by a past; it was extremely ‘Now’. In the same way the advent of the flapper in the 1920s had freed a generation from the corset, Quant’s clothes had a similar effect in emancipating young women from the constricting ensembles their mothers had been fastened into. And nowhere was this more noticeable in the increasing preference of tights over stockings and suspenders; however unappealing this development may have been to the male of the species, tights were more conducive to the kind of outfits Quant was producing, especially when hemlines began to rise at a rapid rate.

‘It was the girls on the King’s Road who invented the mini,’ said Quant. ‘I was making clothes which would let you run and dance and we would make them the length the customer wanted. I wore them very short and the customers would say, “Shorter, shorter”.’ Whether or not Mary Quant can be held responsible for the introduction of the mini-skirt remains the subject of debate, with John Bates and André Courrèges also being credited with its invention. But she certainly capitalised on the mini, cannily exploiting a loophole in the law; a hemline of a certain height was viewed as children’s clothing and therefore exempt from tax; the lawmakers had evidently failed to foresee that grown women would wear skirts so far above the knee. Indeed, as the 60s progressed, the distance between hemline and knee grew so vast that the mini was eventually superseded by the ‘midi’ and the ‘maxi’, as hemlines couldn’t rise any higher without giving everything away.

The mini, as with many of Quant’s clothes, was perhaps kinder to those of a more beanpole build than the shapelier figure; Quant herself was fashionably skinny and the model whose unique look became entwined with the Mary Quant brand in the mid-60s was Twiggy, a striking stick insect Quant could well have designed on her drawing board. Quant’s designs had a sharp edge perfect for the Mod period and seemed to mirror the zest for the new that could also be seen in the high-rising architecture of the era; she embraced fresh materials like PVC, though the late 60s saw the shifting sands of pop culture take a turn into Victoriana and then Art Nouveau; the classic Quant modernist look was overtaken by the more bohemian hippie styles as personified by Barbara Hulanicki’s Biba brand. Quant had already expanded into other areas, such as cosmetics and household goods, though she ended the decade by effectively introducing hot pants, an item of clothing that kept legs on display even when hemlines were starting to drop again.

Made a Dame in 2015, Quant had been awarded the OBE as early as 1966 – just a year after John, Paul, George and Ringo had paid a visit to the Palace to receive their slightly humbler gong. In her own way, Mary Quant was as crucial to the revolution that transformed British pop culture from a minority interest to a global brand as the Fab Four had been, and her name is never far from the lips whenever the words ‘Swinging’ and ‘London’ renew their marriage vows for one more nostalgic promenade down the King’s Road of old.

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HOLIDAY VIEWING

BladeFor all the talk in recent years of the UK ‘leaving Europe’, Britain’s membership of a certain European institution has nevertheless proven to be remarkably enduring, far more so than another renowned European institution – i.e. the one we opted out of in 2016 (the one that continues to be held up as both Messiah and Antichrist, depending where you stand). I’m talking about the EBU – that’s the European Broadcasting Union to those of you only aware of one European Union. Our membership of the EBU predates any economic alliance with the Continent, stretching all the way back to the early 1950s – long before satellites enabled live pictures from mainland Europe to be beamed into British living rooms, a time when we were reliant on cables buried deep under the Channel to relay the Eurovision Song Contest as it happened. In fact, we have the EBU to thank for our continuous participation in Europe’s premier kitsch event and gay night-out; had we not been one of the ‘big five’ countries making substantial financial contributions to the EBU, our woeful bottom three finishes in so many Eurovision Song Contests over the past couple of decades would’ve seen us relegated from the competition; and who over here would want to watch were we denied the edge-of-the-seat drama of seeing if the UK would manage to achieve nul-points?

Our membership of the EBU has not only kept us alive as vital participants in a tournament we will finally be hosting again this year, but continues to provides Radio 3 listeners in the post-midnight wee small hours with something soothing in the background as the station links up with other EBU member states across the Continent and broadcasts extended performances from numerous European orchestras. And anyone who was a viewer of children’s television in the 1960s and 70s felt the benefits of this enlightening post-war co-operation via various European series that were dubbed into English and seared themselves upon the subconscious memories of more than one generation. Iron Curtain cartoons such as Czechoslovakia’s ‘The Mole’ and ‘Dorothy’ were regular features of BBC1’s children’s teatime line-up 50 years ago, as was the Franco-Polish bear ‘Barnaby’ in the lunchtime ‘Watch with Mother’ slot – ‘Barnaby the bear’s my name/never call me Jack or James’; but it was the serials screened repeatedly on mornings during school holidays that left the longest-lingering legacy.

There was the disturbingly surreal Grimm-like East German fairytale, ‘The Singing Ringing Tree’, and Yugoslavia’s ‘The White Horses’ – the latter chiefly remembered courtesy of Jackie Lee’s adorable theme song; there was France’s ‘Belle and Sebastian’ and the unforgettable ‘Adventures of Robinson Crusoe’ starring Robert Hoffman; and there was ‘The Flashing Blade’ (AKA ‘Le Chevalier Tempête’), another French outing that received the redubbed treatment at De Lane Lea studios in London, dependent upon a dependable cast of voice actors who made a decent living putting English words into the mouths of funny foreigners. It is the latter I’ve recently re-watched on DVD for the first time in a long time, sticking to the old formula in the process – i.e. watching one episode a day rather than the somewhat dishonest back-to-back binge-watch that rather distils the viewing ritual such serials had at the time.

‘The Flashing Blade’ is set in the 17th century, during one of the endless battles between France and Spain for Continental dominance; our hero is Frenchman the Chevalier de Recci, a dashing, swashbuckling mercenary whose lust for adventure grates as much with the more straitlaced military establishment of his home country as it does the enemy; along with his loyal sidekick Guillot, Chevalier embarks upon a death-defying mission to save an under-siege French garrison town from Spanish bombardment, and over the course of 11 episodes we follow his adventures as he outfoxes the Spanish during their illegal occupation of one of the numerous independent principalities that characterised Europe in this period. The hero is played by Robert Etcheverry whilst his suitably villainous Spanish nemesis Don Alonso is played by Mario Pilar, and the frenetically restless nature of the lead character is reflected in the breathless pace of the series, in which barely five minutes go by without a sword fight or a chase sequence. It had such an impact on me at the time that I even named my first pet goldfish after the series’ hero; and how many pets were called Chevalier in the 70s, I wonder?

‘The Flashing Blade’ had a degree of longevity beyond its Continental competitors in that it was shot in colour and therefore received its last terrestrial TV outing as late as the late 80s; considering it had originally been filmed in the late 60s, this was no mean achievement. But it still looks as though it was afforded a big budget in comparison to the studio-bound home-grown serials of the era, making full use of the period costumes and picturesque locations that give it a cinematic ambience. Once translated and edited into English, ‘The Flashing Blade’ was gifted a fantastic theme song called ‘Fight’ (one absent from the original French language series), which has a galloping rhythm perfectly suited to a series that spends so much of its time on horseback. Swiftly established as a mainstay of school holiday schedules for the best part of a decade, in the pre-VHS/DVD/streaming television era repeated broadcasts on TV were the only way to see a series more than once, and ‘The Flashing Blade’ was a beneficiary of this system. And as someone who came to it after its initial 1969 transmission, I was unaware what I’d always been led to believe was the final episode was actually the penultimate chapter.

Upon purchasing the Network DVD of the series a decade or so ago, I was pleasantly surprised to discover there was a twelfth episode I’d never seen before, though on the DVD this is presented in its original French language version with English subtitles. It’s somewhat jarring to hear the authentic voices of the French actors instead of the more familiar dubbed English voiceovers – and to be deprived of the memorable theme song; but I subsequently learnt that when the dubbed version of the official final episode aired in 1969, the film was subject to constant breakdowns during transmission and even resulted in an ‘Ask Aspel’ request to see the scenes affected by the repeated break in broadcast. At some point in the 1970s, it would appear the BBC hierarchy decided the actual final episode was too problematic to air again and the series was reduced from 12 to 11 episodes thereafter. A pure stroke of serendipitous luck is that the final episode doesn’t really add anything to the overall story and follows the characters as they return home after their battles; by ending the series on 11 episodes, the breathtaking pace is retained and the postscript is rendered superfluous.

It’s easy to forget today just how essential it once was, having to tune in every morning to catch the next instalment of a serial; this was genuine ‘appointment’ television of a kind we’ve completely lost now, probably forever. The rest of the day may well have constituted climbing trees or scaling building site scaffolding as well as engaging in a ‘jumpers-for-goalposts’ cup final, but mornings were reserved for the daily diet of swashing and buckling that would provide at least half-an-hour’s inspiration for recreated sword fights once the great outdoors beckoned. ‘The Flashing Blade’ was the most endearing example of this vanished genre of viewing and is deserving of a retrospective view; the nice thing is that it really stands up, and remains an enjoyable example of just how much time, effort and money once went into children’s programming – not only the original French production, but the English language revamp (including that classic theme song). It also proves not all of Britain’s entries into Europe proved to be a damp squib, whether led by Ted Heath or by Jemini. After all, you’ve got to fight for what you want, for all that you believe…

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SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW

Bowie 74The back end of the 20th century was fortunate – at least in terms of pop cultural retrospectives – that its musical produce was received by the largest audience; in the memory, therefore, events beyond the Top 40 are often soundtracked by popular song, which can happily enter into a marriage with moments from the wider world in serendipitous synchronicity. However, a febrile era whose songs have proven to be as much of their time as they have subsequently become timeless means a DIY ‘mix-tape’ intended to represent a turbulent period of the past can just as easily speak of the paranoia, instability and uncertainty of the here and now, especially when the here and now’s equivalent has no more impact on the wider world than a ringtone. So, to compile a collection of contemporary tunes reflecting the peculiarly melancholy mid-1970s in 2023 inadvertently sources a soundtrack which says as much about our today as it does all our yesterdays. And here is my track-list…

To open with 10cc’s ‘Wall Street Shuffle’ a week after the perennially precarious banking industry experienced another of its periodical wobbles seems to kick-start the album as it means to go on. Although it deals with no specific crisis, the killer rock riff it owns masks a deliciously sardonic view of the world’s money men, a theme that would grow in its potency as Britain teetered on the brink of bankruptcy within a year or two of the song’s appearance. Track two was never a single, but it stands out as a beautifully bleak tribute to doomed lovers, David Bowie’s ‘We Are the Dead’. Included on his chart-topping 1974 LP, ‘Diamond Dogs’, the song was originally composed for the Dame’s aborted ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four’ musical, though it fits in with the apocalyptic ambience of the album; possessing a creeping menace that points towards the darker avenues Bowie would explore in albums to come, ‘We Are the Dead’ retains a resonance in our post-pandemic landscape.

Track three is Bryan Ferry’s radical reworking of Bob Dylan’s ‘A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall’; although a defiantly upbeat cover, its lyrics contain some of Dylan’s most vividly nightmarish imagery, and needless to say, the 21st century hasn’t rendered the song irrelevant one iota. Next up is the third hit for Sparks, the icily elegant ‘Never Turn Your Back on Mother Earth’. An odd choice for a single considering its stark contrast with its breathless and bombastic predecessors, this curiously unsettling ballad nevertheless continued to mark the Mael brothers out as uniquely quirky talents. Also capable of quirkiness before he became a teenybop idol, David Essex produced a string of sonically strange singles early on, with track five being the title track from the film in which Essex played a terminally-damaged rock star; ‘Stardust’ sounds like it’s coming live from an empty circus ring and is a further number that captures the hopelessness of one era crawling from the wreckage of another.

Track six is by someone else who divided his time between singing and acting, though in the case of Brian Protheroe, acting won out. A shame, in a way, as ‘Pinball’ was one of the great one-off hits of the decade – a hazy, bloodshot stroll through Soho after-hours that anyone wandering around the alienating bright lights of the big city can relate to, whatever the year. The only track that references a specific year is next – Alice Cooper’s ‘Teenage Lament ‘74’, a song that mines similar themes to the shock-rocker’s breakthrough hit, ‘Eighteen’, though the ambiguous lyrics are buried beneath one of Cooper’s brightest melodies. In contrast, a band renowned for uplifting their audience took the opposite route with track eight; Slade broke their run of top tenners when they released arguably their greatest song, ‘How Does it Feel’ as a single. The memorable opener to their unexpectedly dark biopic of a fictitious rock band, ‘Flame’, the track is a wistful, piano-driven ballad that – despite lyrics laced with hopes of a better tomorrow – cannot help but radiate a potent sadness that perhaps record-buyers didn’t want their favourite Glam Rock party act coming out with. Initially affiliated with the art school side of Glam, Be-Bop Deluxe follow Slade with Bill Nelson’s evocative portrait of parochial ennui, ‘Adventures in a Yorkshire Landscape’, making the listener wonder why this band never made it bigger than everyone at the time imagined they would do.

A detour into decadence comes with The Sensational Alex Harvey Band’s unforgettably filthy cover of Jacques Brel’s ‘Next’, though decadence itself is often a characteristic side-effect of societies trapped in an irreversible decline; indeed, one doesn’t have to look very far to see its presence in our own. Mind you, decadence never sounded quite so wittily perverse as it did in the hands of a man who had begun his career many years before as ‘Scotland’s Tommy Steele’. Track 11 is from The Who, a band still regarded as a yardstick for outrage in the mid-70s, despite Pete Townshend’s fears he had already bypassed the age he once hoped he’d die before he reached. ‘Imagine a Man’ is another of this compilation’s more unashamedly introspective numbers; but by articulating the sense of disenchantment pervading his generation at the time the song appeared in 1975, Townshend was continuing to be as astute an observer of the world around him as he had been ten years previously. And the song still speaks to anyone on the wrong side of 25 – as long as they’ve grown-up a bit.

Another band more celebrated for their riff-heavy rockers than the sensitive side they never shied away from, Led Zeppelin feature as track 12. With the release of double LP ‘Physical Graffiti’ in 1975, Led Zep reached heights they never quite scaled again, and ‘Ten Years Gone’ is one of the album’s highlights; a lament to lost love of a kind that continues to haunt the loser long after the event, the song shares sentiments with ‘Imagine a Man’ in the way it encapsulates mid-life awareness of a road behind that is suddenly lengthening as the road ahead shortens. Track 13 comes from a voice in the wilderness as British pop’s most prominent exile confronts his fears; John Lennon’s candidly paranoid ‘I’m Scared’ is one of his last great statements before the five-year retirement that shortly followed the release of the album on which it featured, ‘Walls and Bridges’. Stripped of the political dogma that had infected much of his immediate post-Beatles output, the song is imbued with a weary vulnerability that was the common currency of the era’s singer-songwriters.

A quartet of singer-songwriters follows ‘I’m Scared’ – John Martyn, Nick Drake, Richard Thompson (with wife Linda) and Roy Harper. All had their roots in – though swiftly transcended – the British folk revival of the 60s, and were amongst the most effective commentators on a period they looked in the face with such intense eloquence. ‘Solid Air’ is perhaps the revered composition of the combative Martyn, whilst ‘Voice from The Mountain’ by Nick Drake is another of his melancholic musings impossible to hear without joining the dots leading to Drake’s premature death not long after. ‘A Heart Needs a Home’ is a fine wine of a ballad from Richard and Linda Thompson that improves with age, whereas Roy Harper’s exquisite version of ‘North Country’ has much in common with Led Zep’s ‘Ten Years Gone’ – ‘I’m wondering if she remembers me at all’.

Harper’s vocal contribution to ‘Have a Cigar’ on Pink Floyd’s 1975 LP ‘Wish You Were Here’ is still a cause of petty resentment on the part of the ever-cheerful Roger Waters, though the album’s title track has a humane heart that has made it one of the band’s most enduring anthems. It seems a fitting piece to close this DIY compilation with – an old song that says something new to each generation that encounters it; when ongoing (not to say tedious) ‘internet issues’ and a general absence of inspiration provoke recourse to default settings, listing such tracks serves as a timely, gap-plugging interlude between heavier topics in sore need of some good tunes. Maybe these will do.

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LUNAR TUNES

Dark SideI suppose it’s only natural that a pop cultural age in which recycling is key should find more of interest in its past than its present; the annual roll-call of reissues and anniversaries of yesteryear’s landmark releases has become a Heritage Rock hallmark that exists alongside a glut of contemporary mediocrities without a sole original idea in their heads. And as these 21st century musical magpies freely beg, borrow and steal from the giants upon whose shoulders they squat, consumers are faced with a choice: do they buy into the lame imitation or invest in the original source material? The latter may have a vintage of half-a-century or more, but as the dividing lines between then and now that once used to matter so much to each generation have been whittled away by the Spotify playlist, it seems almost irrelevant that an album like Pink Floyd’s ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’ is 50 years old this week. It sounds as fresh today as it ever did. Just as the exquisite sonic quality of ‘Abbey Road’ has perhaps enabled that LP above all other Beatles releases to sound permanently fresh to every pair of ears that encounters it, the Floyd’s seminal 1973 release has an unprecedented aural clarity that effectively made it the first Compact Disc a decade before CDs hit the market.

Prior to ‘Dark Side’ arriving, the Floyd had made the journey from Psychedelic pioneers who’d enjoyed a fleeting brush with ‘Top of the Pops’ in 1967 to being one of the leading lights in the turn-of-the 70s hippie underground – anonymous hairy antiheroes, shunning showbiz trappings and producing dark, ambient soundscapes that were apparently ideal for rolling your own to. The band’s exhausting touring schedule helped secure their fan-base, and their gradual abandonment of the 7-inch single for the wider vistas of the LP reflected the period when all the celebrated statements produced in pop played at 33⅓. Their commercial fortunes had survived the Acid-induced breakdown, departure and mental decline of their founder Syd Barrett, eventually resulting in their first chart-topping album, ‘Atom Heart Mother’, in 1970 (yes, the one with the cow on the front cover). Like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd didn’t need to trouble the singles chart or promote their wares by placing photographs of themselves on the sleeves of their LPs. They already had a brand name that sold the music for them.

1971’s ‘Meddle’ was a great leap forward for the band, combining the extended instrumentals for which they had become renowned with a gentle melodic sensibility that was easy on the ears. Side two of the album comprised a solitary track – the dreamy, multilayered epic, ‘Echoes’; it pointed the way to the next album, a record that would elevate Pink Floyd way beyond the lingering remnants of the underground and lift them into the multi-platinum elite of global goliaths. A full year before ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’ was released, they premiered it in embryonic form before an audience at London’s Rainbow Theatre, and carried on playing songs intended for the album on the road for months, honing and perfecting them. Recording of the album spanned a lengthy period from May 1972 to February 1973, sandwiched between touring commitments; and it soon became apparent that the tracks would be thematically linked, with the lyrics possessing a provocative directness that had been absent from their previous releases.

1973 was the year in which ‘Prog Rock’ peaked as the thinking man’s alternative to a mainstream pop scene dominated by Glam Rock and teenybop idols like The Osmonds and David Cassidy. ‘Dark Side’ was the year’s first significant release from an act lumbered with the tag, Mike Oldfield’s ‘Tubular Bells’ followed in the spring, and 1973 closed with Yes’s bloated double album, ‘Tales from Topographic Oceans’ at the top of the LP charts. But ‘Dark Side’ transcended the narrow confines every genre places upon its practitioners and reached audiences who wouldn’t have even heard of Genesis or Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Musically, the record straddles a unique line between impeccably slick musicianship, Musique Concrète-like sound effects, groundbreaking synthesizer experimentation, and loud guitar Rock characteristic of the period; but it never slides into self-indulgence; no instrumental break outstays its welcome and no song goes on too long. With ‘Dark Side’, Pink Floyd achieved a breathtaking balance that blended the deep artistic expression expected of serious creative types in the early 70s with accessible melodies the milkman could whistle. When the album hit record shops in March 1973, it was quickly evident the band had produced a work of art that spoke a universal language to people the world over. Every late 20th century concern that governed millions of post-war lives was condensed into its track-listing; the telling titles of some of those tracks said it all – ‘Money’, ‘Time’, and ‘Brain Damage’.

Even an era in which ‘the concept album’ was so obligatory that the term eventually became an insult never received a statement quite like ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’. It upheld the notion of an LP being much more than merely a collection of unrelated songs to the point whereby picking out isolated tracks feels wrong; it’d be like watching a movie on DVD by simply going straight to favourite scenes. In many respects, it’s the antithesis of the present day habit of iPod swiping. The album has such a cohesive narrative – with each song flowing seamlessly into the next – that one always wants to experience the whole work from beginning to end, as though selecting one number by leapfrogging another would be akin to deliberately skipping a vital chapter in a novel. It may have continued the Floyd’s ability to weave hypnotic sonic tapestries that often made their albums resemble soundtracks to movies that only exist in the listener’s head, refashioning the ‘Space Rock’ elements of their earlier oeuvre via the cutting-edge technology of the 70s; but it didn’t do so by making music that was self-consciously esoteric, the kind of late-night, John Peel excursions into obscurity that would only be of interest to stoned students.

The seductive sound of the album is as melodically irresistible as any of the period’s mainstream pop masterpieces, yet its tracks are segued into one another by employing the more avant-garde process of ingenious sound effects that utilise stereo in a way few artists had done up to that point. Chiming clocks, cash registers, running footsteps, the heartbeat that both opens and closes proceedings, and most of all the disarming snatches of voices that slip in and out of the listener’s ears, create an intense, paranoid atmosphere in synch with the lyrical content. Even session singer Clare Torry’s wordless vocal contribution to ‘The Great Gig in the Sky’, recalling the impassioned, improvised screaming of jazz singer Abbey Lincoln on Max Roach’s ‘Protest’, adds to the overall picture. And, as befitting a time when album sleeves were the great visual artworks of the day, ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’ has one of the most distinctive and memorable, with its simple yet effective portrait of a prism serving as a signpost for the decade.

Few albums demonstrate the old adage that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts than ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’, for the four musicians comprising Pink Floyd – Roger Waters, Dave Gilmour, Rick Wright and Nick Mason – drew on their individual strengths and unified them into one remarkable whole that the bitter, petty bickering of Waters and Gilmour in the decades since suggests can never be recaptured. Waters and Gilmour may not be able to be in the same room as each other today, but when they came together as musicians and communicated via their instruments half-a-century ago, something special happened that we can at least still enjoy all these years later. And 45 million punters since March 1973 have done just that.

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GOOD SPORTS

Dickie DaviesFor a generation, Dickie Davies was the face of sport on television, whilst for more than one generation John Motson was the voice of one specific sport on the same medium; that both should pass away within a week of each other is one of those timely coincidences that often occur and make my job easier. A rather heartless admission, true, but the number of times a paucity for inspiration re a Winegum post is salvaged at the eleventh hour by the death of a famous face is remarkable; even the recent post covering the resignation of Nicola Sturgeon was eased by the passing of Raquel Welch being announced as I was writing it. On the eve of taking a week’s break and busy cursing Wee Nicola for intruding upon my preparations, hearing a celluloid sex symbol of old had shuffled off this mortal coil meant a post I hadn’t intended to write could be completed with a tad more haste than if I’d had to delve even further into the Krankie career to pad it out. So, yet again the Grim Reaper came to my rescue. And, as the march of time proceeds on its relentless pace, the collective childhood furniture is reshuffled once more and continues to become more threadbare as another pair bites the dust.

Dickie Davies fronted ‘World of Sport’ on ITV for 17 years, from 1968 until the Saturday afternoon rival to ‘Grandstand’ was axed in 1985. With his pseudo-Jason King moustache, sideburns and coiffed barnet combination (not forgetting the distinctive silver streak running through that admirable mane), Davies was one of the most instantly recognisable television personalities of his era, inspiring all the notable impressionists and comedians of the day to do their own take on the unmistakable image – the best being an especially memorable and characteristically bawdy interpretation by Benny Hill. Davies had come up through the regional ranks of ITV in the early 60s and by the time he became the permanent host of ‘World of Sport’ after a few years as understudy for the programme’s first frontman Eamonn Andrews, the show had carved a unique niche for itself in comparison to its competitor over on the BBC. With ‘Grandstand’ already marking a decade on air once Davies settled into the ‘World of Sport’ hot-seat, ITV’s rival had worked out a way to navigate the Beeb’s monopoly of major sporting events by promoting more obscure sports, none more so than wrestling.

The prospect of fat sweaty men in leotards throwing each other around the ring never sounded much like enticing entertainment on paper, yet ITV’s Saturday afternoon coverage made unlikely stars of the likes of Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks and Kendo Nagasaki and remains a more vivid memory in recollections amongst people of a certain age than whatever was showing over on ‘Grandstand’ at the same time. As with Frank Bough on ‘Grandstand’, Dickie Davies was the perfect safe pair of hands to link the various sports being covered, and the fact he was a permanent fixture in the nation’s living rooms for a decade and-a-half helped establish the programme as a lynchpin of the Saturday schedules as much as ‘Doctor Who’ or ‘Parkinson’. If you saw Dickie Davies on the screen, you knew what day of the week it was. As befitting a presenter on the more openly showbizzy commercial television, Davies also didn’t appear to take himself too seriously either, often sharing the screen with funny men like Eric Morecambe or Freddie Starr and even once appearing as himself in an episode of the early 70s Adam Faith drama, ‘Budgie’.

With the BBC owning football highlights with ‘Match of the Day’ on a Saturday night, ITV’s equivalent was a more scatty affair on a Sunday lunchtime, as each major ITV region had its own soccer show, meaning their commentators were less well-known nationwide than the BBC’s mainstays. Kenneth Wolstenholme was in possession of one of the most familiar voices in British broadcasting during his lengthy stint as the Corporation’s premier commentator on the national game, but by the early 70s Wolstenholme had gone and the likes of David Coleman and newcomer Barry Davies were being entrusted with the big games. Due to Britain being a three-channel television nation, there were naturally fewer jobs in TV sport to go round, and once these men reached the pinnacle of their profession by grabbing a seat behind the microphone they tended to stay there; in the process, their voices came to define the sports they covered. Think of cricket television coverage and one thinks of Jim Laker or Richie Benaud; pause for Formula One, and it’s still Murray Walker’s excitable tones one hears; Wimbledon – Dan Maskell; athletics – Ron Pickering; and so on. With football receiving more coverage than any other sport, there were a few more options, even in the 1970s, with Brian Moore ITV’s sole household name. In the wake of Kenneth Wolstenholme’s departure, however, the BBC needed a new voice; and in 1971, they found it.

John Motson emerged from the world of local newspapers before joining BBC radio and was quickly picked-up by BBC TV as back-up for Coleman and Davies; his voice was first heard on ‘Match of the Day’ in October 1971, but it was in February 1972 that Motson received his big break, commentating on what most anticipated would be a walkover for First Division Newcastle United when they turned up at non-League Hereford United for an FA Cup 3rd Round replay. After Newcastle took a predictable lead via hairy hit-man Malcolm MacDonald, Hereford midfielder Ronnie Radford launched a rocket that sailed over the quagmire of a pitch and into the back of the Newcastle net, taking the game into extra-time, which saw a shock 2-1 win for the home side. That Radford goal has been replayed every FA Cup 3rd Round weekend ever since, with Motson’s commentary as seared on the memory as the parka-clad kids invading the pitch.

Due to repeated plays of the Ronnie Radford rocket, Motson soon found himself being handed more prestigious matches and he eventually commentated on his first FA Cup Final in 1977, being handed the Wembley microphone as a permanent presence from 1979 onwards. As David Coleman left football and devoted more of his time to commentating on athletics and presenting ‘A Question of Sport’, Motson was promoted to the position of the Beeb’s main football voice; unlike his contemporaries – such as Barry Davies, who often commentated on the early rounds at Wimbledon – Motson was a one-sport man, something which enabled him to indulge in his nerdish obsession with statistics, the peppering of which throughout a match soon became a hallmark of his commentary. With Barry Davies firmly in second place, John Motson was unchallenged in the top spot until he finally retired from live games in 2008; during his career, ‘Motty’ covered 10 World Cup tournaments as well as endless domestic League and Cup matches, finally hanging-up his microphone for good in 2017. By then, he was one of the last such commentators solely associated with a single sport to the point whereby it was hard to imagine a big game without his occasionally hysterical tones attached to it.

Both Dickie Davies and John Motson were products of a very different television era, an era in which TV coverage of sport was restricted in comparison to the multi-channel miasma we find ourselves in today. Whilst many undoubtedly relish the wall-to-wall broadcasts of their chosen game and subscribe in their millions for the privilege of watching it, I personally feel less was more. I could name a tiny handful of present day sports commentators, but I seriously doubt I could do an impression of any of them; the clamour of voices is so overwhelming that none of them stay in the memory long enough. As for those that front the shows…well, let’s just say they’re no Dickie Davies.

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THE BEST OF BRITISH

Jack Hawkins 2A very early post on here – albeit one which had been ‘remixed’ following a previous appearance elsewhere – discussed the appeal of old monochrome movies during their BBC2 heyday as a Saturday afternoon alternative to sport; the title of said post escapes me, but I recall it was illustrated with an iconic shot of the young Lauren Bacall, and it’s one that continues to attract visitors to this day. I seem to recall it contained a recommendation in the comments section to check out what was then a fledgling digital channel called Talking Pictures TV. Once this obscure channel (abbreviated to TPTV) eventually became available on the Free View service and began to be featured in the bewildering labyrinth of Radio Times listings, I decided I’d check it out. Familiar with archive channels stretching all the way back to the cable era of the 90s, I expected the usual narrow range of obvious vintage shows that are routinely wheeled-out on an endlessly repeated loop. What a pleasant surprise, therefore, to discover some of TPTV’s prime-time programmes include the likes of ‘Public Eye’ with Alfred Burke, ‘Justice’ with Margaret Lockwood, and ‘Maigret’ with Rupert Davies.

Of the this trio, ‘Public Eye’ I know and love via the DVD box-set (and have indeed penned a post on it), ‘Justice’ I remember from childhood (mainly due to Ms Lockwood’s beauty spot) but hadn’t seen since then, and ‘Maigret’ I’d heard of but never seen at all. However, what all three have in common is an extended exile from the schedules of the mainstream television channels they once served as reliable ratings-pullers. I shouldn’t imagine any have been sighted on BBC1, BBC2 or ITV for the best part of half-a-century; I certainly can’t remember them being rerun in my lifetime. Now that BBC4 appears to have thrown the towel in as a refuge for the malnourished TV intellect and has been reduced to a repeat channel, I would’ve thought one or all of the trio might have been given an outing simply because they’re not as over-familiar as so many of the archive shows exhumed in the absence of new programmes. But BBC4’s loss is TPTV’s gain, and the station has now also started to rerun ‘Crown Court’, another fondly-recalled series that has been a notable absentee from digital schedules since the distant days of Legal TV.

What strikes me, as it so often does when viewing TV dramas produced in the 60s or 70s, is how ‘grown-up’ so many of them are; of course, today’s television executives appear to labour under the misapprehension that this description equates with sex and swearing, the predictable post-watershed ‘freedom of expression’ that sometimes seems to be shoehorned into a 9pm mini-series as a convenient distraction from the lack of both engaging characters and storylines. But the phrase has a different meaning when applied to these vintage shows, most of which treat the audience as though it has a level of intelligence a tad higher than that of a child with special needs. The viewer is required – and able – to pay attention without being bombarded by MTV-style fast-cutting that can often give the impression one is watching a trailer for the programme rather than the actual programme itself.

Not only are the plots and dialogue of archive shows generally of a smarter standard, but a hallmark of these dramas is the abundance of memorable characters who might appear in a solitary episode or merely the one scene; many make the kind of impact that could easily have led to them being singled out for a spin-off series, but they never were. By contrast, it’s increasingly difficult to remember or even care about the characters that clog-up their contemporary equivalents. I’ve sat through many a Sunday night drama in recent years and most were forgotten the moment the final credits sped past. But they’ve become such a part of television’s dramatic wallpaper over the past couple of decades that I suppose the audience is now so conditioned to their tropes that an accidental encounter with a different kind of dramatic animal might provoke confusion. With this in mind, the presentation of the gems excavated by TPTV usually comes with a pre-broadcast warning that they might actually contain language, terminology and references that could shock or offend modern sensibilities, ones that evidently have no problem with the word ‘fuck’ but might be triggered by a brief snippet of commonplace 70s slang that is now verboten in polite society. To be fair, these are few and far between and pretty mild to say the least; they’re certainly not in the same league as the litany of unrepeatable insults that once littered the likes of ‘Love Thy Neighbour’.

Perhaps one reason why these shows still work in comparison to their forgettable successors is the writers of them were able to draw on a vast and varied life experience that had brought them into contact with a wide range of characters they could then recreate on screen; none of these scribes attended ‘creative writing’ courses in order to learn how to pen formulaic scripts peppered with two-dimensional ciphers for the current ideology; few even attended university. Instead, they’d done a variety of jobs beforehand or had enjoyed/endured military service, either reluctantly or voluntarily; or they may have simply absorbed the rich lingo of a working-class upbringing, as Tony Warren did when he created ‘Coronation Street’ and placed many an unforgettable line in the mouth of Ena Sharples – a towering character of such vivid, flesh-and-blood believability she seems virtually Shakespearean when stood alongside the cardboard cut-outs that provide ‘soaps’ with their production-line archetypes today.

Talking Pictures TV doesn’t just offer a welcome window for the shows that mainstream television forgot, however; its speciality is the motion picture, though here too there is a refreshing lack of the usual suspects. Not only does it have a Saturday morning slot for all those long-buried cinema serials that kept more than one generation of un-chaperoned kids entertained for several hours at the local fleapit, it also gives rare screen-time to a wealth of British movies produced in the 50s that feature a cast of once-notable mainstays both major and minor. That ever-dependable embodiment of stiff-upper lip, old-school Englishness with a square jaw to match, Jack Hawkins, is an ever-present in such films, but so are character actors whose careers stretched into the rep company of 70s British TV such as Glyn Houston, Sydney Tafler and John Stratton. Although immediate post-war British cinema devoted a sizeable chunk of its output to re-telling many stories from WWII – and has acquired a retrospective reputation for being something of a one-trick pony as a consequence – what TPTV does so well is remind the viewer that contemporary crime was as much a source of material as recent military conflict. Moreover, it provides the evidence that Ealing Studios didn’t merely produce its celebrated comedies.

The 50s British B movies – or to use a kinder term, the support pictures – that TPTV screens are enjoyable for numerous reasons, though it’s often the decor that gives a clearer picture of the way life was lived before many of us arrived. It’s in the heavyweight Bakelite telephones, the buildings blackened by a century of industrial discharge, the vanished street furniture of the era, the men in their mac-and-hat ensembles, and the constant fog of smoke from both cigarettes and chimneys. Some of that survived into my own childhood, but for a 21st century boy or girl tuning-in, the Britain of this period must be like looking at transmissions from another planet; were I teenager today, however, I’d find that alien quality part of the appeal. Maybe some do, though I wouldn’t know. All I do know is that I, like many others, have found Talking Pictures TV to be a true alternative to a TV landscape cluttered with more and more of the same so-called choice of viewing; and long may there be an alternative. We need it.

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GLOVE STORY

Sooty 3Some characters that emanated from the pages of children’s literature during the medium’s century-long reign as the prime launch-pad for the imagination appear to be in possession of a remarkable durability that enables them to charm successive generations of young readers. The anthropomorphic animals from ‘The Wind in the Willows’, the cast of surreal eccentrics from ‘Alice in Wonderland’, Winnie the Pooh and his engaging sidekicks, Peter Pan and his nocturnal Neverland – all continue to sprinkle the same stardust onto the children of today as they sprinkled onto their parents, grandparents and so on. Most of these success stories have, of course, had their lives extended by being reimagined in other mediums that arrived later – primarily cinema and television; and the latter not only adapted these established franchises for a fresh audience, but eventually created franchises of its own. Some had impressive longevity, whereas others remain known only to those who watched with mother at the time. There are, however, a select few who have continued to wave their magic wands throughout the decades – and once even extended their omnipotence to the breakfast table.

Not only are the plastic mouldings posing as free gifts that once tumbled out of breakfast cereal boxes now frowned upon as planet polluters and health-and-safety hazards, but the cereals themselves are today viewed with puritanical suspicion, guilty of infecting impressionable infants with a nascent sugar addiction; banished from prime-time kids’ advertising slots and – in some cases (such as the late, lamented Ricicles) – expunged from supermarket shelves altogether, these one-time starts to the day have had a hard time of it over the past po-faced decade. How removed from an era when each brand was so key to the childhood experience that their boxes featured familiar faces on the front, whether Florence and Dougal from ‘The Magic Roundabout’, Mr Spock from ‘Star Trek’ or Jon Pertwee’s incarnation of Doctor Who. And, lest we forget, Mr Kellogg also signed-up a famed double act, one so huge that they were both granted a turn as individual cover stars of their own cereals – Sooty on ‘Puffa Puffa Rice’ and Sweep on ‘Coco Krispies’. Yes, that’s how big these two characters were: they were allocated separate cereals.

Sooty this year celebrates his 75th anniversary – not bad for a cheap glove puppet picked up in a Blackpool toy shop by Bradford-born music hall magician and puppeteer Harry Corbett in 1948; trading on a deep-rooted British tradition stretching back to Punch and Judy, Corbett developed an act with the bear he initially christened Teddy and won a slot on an early BBC TV variety show. So popular did the act with Teddy prove to be, Corbett was offered his own programme shortly thereafter, but in order to stand out on monochrome screens, Corbett blackened the bear’s ears and nose, something that led to a change of name to Sooty. The silent glove puppet, who would ‘whisper’ words in the ear of his human assistant between magic tricks and the occasional squirt of a water pistol, soon acquired a sidekick, a dog called Sweep. Sweep was the clown to Sooty’s straight man, immediately recognisable by his high-pitched squeak, and the two became inseparably linked as a double act.

Sooty and Sweep’s popularity in the 1950s and 60s was so great that even an up-and-coming thespian who shared the same name as Sooty’s ‘dad’ had to insert a ‘H’ in the middle of his name to avoid confusion; this popularity was also mirrored in pioneering merchandise such as Sooty’s miniature xylophone-cum-glockenspiel, as well as a yearly Sooty annual published for the best part of 40 years from 1957 onwards, and regular comic strips featuring in weeklies targeting a pre-school readership. The TV shows largely specialised in slapstick sketches in the music hall tradition and gradually introduced other characters to the Sooty family such as female panda Soo (originally voiced by Corbett’s wife Marjorie in a distinctively husky Fenella Fielding-like fashion) and bulldog geezer, Butch. Sooty was part of the childhood wallpaper to anyone raised in the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s, and the seamless switch from the BBC to ITV that took place in the late 60s had no detrimental impact on the puppet’s popularity whatsoever. So engrained were Sooty and Sweep in British pop culture by the 70s that the pair were central to the puppet government storyline in a memorable episode of ‘The Goodies’, whereby Sooty as Prime Minister and Sweep as Home Secretary were interviewed by Michael Barratt on ‘Nationwide’.

The first significant change to the act took place in the late 70s, when Harry Corbett was reluctantly forced to retire due to ill-health, but he kept Sooty in the family by handing over the reins to his son Matthew, already a familiar face to children due to his appearances on ‘Rainbow’. Matthew Corbett kept his hand in, as it were, for the next 20 years. Sooty even survived Corbett’s retirement in 1998, whereupon he was inherited by Richard Cadell, who maintained Sooty’s presence on TV screens until the outsourcing nature of British television in the 21st century eventually put paid to a show that had essentially run for the best part of half-a-century by 2004. Since then, Sooty and friends have resurfaced on other channels and the most simplistic of children’s characters has remained a fixture in the nation’s collective consciousness to this day. So, happy birthday, Sooty – and why not? From assisted suicide to Sooty in one fell post.

DAVID CROSBY (1941-2023)

CrosbyUpon hearing of the death of David Crosby – coming so hot on the heels of Jeff Beck passing away last week – I remarked to a friend that the 60s generation had become their own Dorian Gray portraits, ageing and decaying before our eyes whilst their over-achieving 20-something selves continued to be their definitive public image, frozen forever in the high summer of youth. Crosby’s CV was a case in point, making his most fruitful recordings as a member of two key American bands of the era, The Byrds and then Crosby, Stills and Nash (with or without Young); but he always had a reputation as being something of an awkward sod. Indeed, Doris Day’s record producer son Terry Melcher worked with The Byrds during Crosby’s tenure in the band as well as Charles Manson when the latter had a failed shot at being a pop star himself; Manson developed a dangerous grudge against Melcher comparable to Adolf’s beef with Jewish art critics, but Melcher nonetheless once stated that given the choice of re-entering the studio with either Crosby or Manson, he’d opt for the future murderous guru.

Crosby’s propensity for falling out with his nearest and dearest was apparently so incurable that even the CSNY peacemaker Graham Nash eventually had his patience tested for the last time and publicly declared the final severance of his long association with Crosby four or five years back. Nash had performed a role in CSNY that is a familiar one where most big bands containing several big egos are concerned; just as Eric Clapton separated Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker in Cream or Maurice Gibb stood between Barry and Robin in The Bee Gees, Graham Nash had to routinely step in and pour oil on the troubled waters gushing from Stephen Stills and Neil Young; and he also had to deal with David Crosby, regularly provoking all three of his bandmates. Nash had managed to paper over these differences with considerable diplomatic aplomb, but he finally grew as weary of Crosby as the other two in the end. Yet, this is the same man who could emit such soothing, seductive vocal warmth in deliciously delicate songs like ‘Guinnevere’, ‘Long Time Gone’, and ‘Déjà Vu’.

Graham Nash often recalled how struck he’d been by the harmonious magic that arose when he combined his voice with those of Crosby and Stills for the first time, and perhaps all three recognised that putting their egos to one side for the sake of their art might be a profitable route to take. Even so, they only managed it for so long before personalities asserted themselves and clashes inevitably interrupted the creative flow. Perhaps, in the case of David Crosby, it really is best to separate art from artist and to simply immerse one’s self in the music.

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